Alvin Greene is a 32 year-old, unemployed veteran that won the Democratic nomination with no website or fundraising at all. Not only has the DNC has asked him to pull out of the race, the AP has found that Greene was arrested in November for “disseminating, procuring, or promoting obscenity” when he showed obscene photos to a USC student and talked about getting into her dorm. Greene hasn’t entered a plea yet in the case nor has he been indicted but could face up to five years in prison.

It’s like my dream of a Wayans Brothers remake of Mr. Smith Goes to Washington is playing out in a beautiful train wreck…